Well, You Never Know When Your Cat May Have to Go Into Battle!
 So, if you're planning to take your cat into battle, there's an Etsy shop called Schnabuble  that's now selling hand made leather and silver battle armor for  cats.

For around $450, yes $450, you get a "100% wearable, flexible, and  comfortable suit of armor" for your kitty.

Watch this video and see if you think the little dude is enjoying wearing the battle armor...

BTW, their ad reads: "Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit,  shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the  battlefield or living room floor!" 

I suggest having a detailed plan hat gets you to the ER quickest before trying to put it on your cat.