Call your dealer, not the cops: An unidentified guy called into the Washington County 911 because he needed help.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, he needed help "finding weed".
So he did the sensible thing; he dialed 9-1-1, and asked the dispatcher who answered "Where can I get some marijuana this morning?"
When the 911 operator asked him if he knew he was calling police, he responded "No I didn't. That's very interesting."
He asked the question again, however, and the dispatcher told him she had no idea. Oh, and while he asked for marijuana "this morning," he actually called in at 9:41pm.
I'm pretty sure he already had the marijuana he was looking for.