This one is just plain gross...it's the story we wouldn't use on the air this morning.
Ok then, here goes:
URINE-HOARDER FOUND IN CONNECTICUT: Authorities in Connecticut said that last week they found a home that contained 300 one-gallon jugs that were filled with urine. The Connecticut Department of Energy and Environmental Protection condemned the home following the discovery. The owner, whose name hasn't been released, may even face charges. A spokesman for the Department said, "From our conversation, it seemed that he was responsible for putting the containers there. It's most unusual. Our crews have been out over the years, and they are having a hard time recalling something like this." (Huffington Post)
With any luck, that's the worst thing you'll hear all day.