This guy from Texas certainly isn't the brightest bulb in the box after he decided to steal a light bulb from a strangers porch while wearing a pair of pink and gray women's underwear. For whatever reason, the heavily tattooed Michael Anthony Jimenez was caught on the homeowner's security system at about 11 p.m. Saturday. His face and elaborate bodywork are clearly visible in the 65-second clip, which was posted online in an effort to hunt him down. Michael unscrewed a light bulb on the back porch and footprints were found near a window in the house. He was arrested on a misdemeanor criminal trespass charge.