The principal of Conestoga High School in Murray, Nebraska is a guy named David Friedli. And yesterday, he announced the school was canceled for a snow day . . . by recording a four-minute parody of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".
And this thing had NO RIGHT to turn out as well as it did. It should've been super corny, but somehow, David sells it. Even though he's not a great singer....he's wearing sunglasses indoors, his cat is in the video and he recorded it in his kitchen.