They went from their work clothes to their pajamas in 3 minutes flat
The commute from their home office to the bedroom took 45 minutes
They don’t even care the dog is humping their leg
They pulled in the driveway like it was an Indy pit stop
They had a drink in their hand before saying hello
They go from their car to the shed
Even the cat looks a little worried
They’re on LinkedIn in their car
It’s the first time they miss working in the office
You can’t say the words “Zoom Meeting” in front of them
They were taking a shower in their work clothes