Forget capes, not all heroes wear…well, anything. Two nudists in California sprang into action this week to rescue a tourist from a “crazy kind of pirate guy” who had a blowtorch. They disarmed the attacker, then wound up having to take him down and hold him until police arrived. The ”pirate guy” was identified as 38-year-old Zero Triball, who has a reputation as a menace who’s caused problems in the neighborhood for years. He’s currently in jail, while the heroes are still walking free. Really free.