It sounds like Eddie Elf should’ve stayed on a shelf.
The Guthrie, Oklahoma police department shared, tongue in cheek, the arrest of Eddie on Facebook, and it’s going viral. The post shares that Eddie had too much eggnog . . . way above the legal limit.
It goes on to say that among his antics, he replaced bottles of water with snowman urine, shorted out a single bulb in strings of Christmas lights across the city, on top of numerous charges of stalking and spying, snorting snowflakes and stealing tinsel to support his sparkly underwear side-business. He was found turning all the radios at a nursing home to "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer."
Bail was set at 300 candy canes and he was ordered to be placed on the naughty list for no less than one year. Eddie's bond was posted by a very fuzzy green "man" and his antlered dog.