Arby's Deep Fried Turkey Pillow is ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST!!

Have you ever looked at your Thanksgiving turkey and thought, "You know, I bet it'd be really warm and cozy inside if I jammed that thing over my head"? No? Maybe you're not the target market for this product...BUT I FOR SURE AM!

Arby's just created a "deep fried turkey pillow." It's a turkey-shaped pillow you pull over your entire head, so you can experience the warm tranquility of sleeping inside of a turkey carcass.

They put the pillows on sale for $60, but they sold out almost immediately, so now your only shot at one is to enter a contest at

And if you do enter the contest, they'll give you a coupon for 50% off a turkey sandwich.

Me enjoying ALL of the turkey skin last Thanksgiving at my Aunt's house.