A Texas family published an obituary in the local paper to say "good riddance" to their late father, whom they described as "evil" and "a horse’s ass."
The obituary, which was written by his daughter and quickly went viral, announced the death of 75-year-old Leslie Ray "Popeye" Charping. It reads, "Lived 29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved... Leslie’s hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets, and fishing, which he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned. Leslie’s life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community, and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick-witted sarcasm, which was amusing during his sober days."
The final stab comes at the end of the obituary. "With Leslie’s passing he will be missed only for what he never did: being a loving husband, father and good friend. No services will be held, there will be no prayers for eternal peace and no apologizes to the family he tortured. Leslie’s remains will be cremated and kept in the barn until 'Ray' the family donkey’s wood shavings run out. Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all."
(KHOU-TV)