Reddit user Rikardose has shared a hilarious receipt from a pizza delivery order that includes two very interesting sets of instructions from the customer.
First the customer asks for a particularly crispy crust. They write, “Crust a little crisper than normal. But not too crispy…” In case you were looking for a more thorough description, the customer was kind enough to elaborate. They continue, “If that’s not vague enough- make it like you’re taking revenge on a cheating boyfriend, but you still want to reconcile in the not so distant future.”
That was just the instructions for the pizza. Upon delivery, the customer notes, “The gate is tricky, please don’t break it. And the spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes.” The receipt has since gone viral and garnered nearly 18,000 up votes on Reddit.
Source: Reddit