When a hotel chef saw a truck crash into a storefront in the English town of Malmesbury, he went to see if his first aid training could help the victims. Instead, they ran, and the chef chased them for 15 minutes over fields, through trees, forests, and gardens before they were attacked by an emu protecting its young. Shortly after the “man vs. bird” encounter, police picked up the suspects, and police say, “enquiries are ongoing.” Moral of the story? When you’re running from the law, don’t run towards a momma emu.