Is that a hamster in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? In Columbus, Ohio, police were dispatched to a strip mall to confront a man reportedly in a leopard-print onesie. While wearing something like that isn’t a crime, unless you consider yourself the fashion police, what was inside the onesie was a cause for concern. After cutting away part of the onesie, officers found what were later determined to be multiple hamsters inside the garment. The officer on-site was careful to comment, “Please don’t tell me there’s gerbils anywhere else,” which is a valid point all things considered. Reportedly, there was a break-in earlier in the morning at a nearby pet store where multiple animals were released and taken…allegedly including this pantload of hamsters. The unnamed man is now facing multiple charges including breaking and entering, and more are possible.
Source: Columbus Dispatch